1/12/06

DB's Grad Night part 2: We Shall Never Speak of This Again As Long As We Both Shall Live


Prologue

Seeing Jazz and her...in that fucking elephant on the Dumbo ride...one of the top three funniest things I have seen...because that's the point where I realized how much ownage was brought upon me.

Chapter 2

DB: that's not even the worst of it
DB: since I told you this much I might as well tell you the rest of the story
Jay: uh oh
DB: I think the worst part of the night...oh shit...I cant believe I am about to reveal this
Jay: lol
DB: I am turning red just thinking about it
DB: the worst part happened at the tea cups...just before the Dumbo ride...or so I believe
DB: we all decided to go the tea cups. I tried to be sneaky and get into a tea cup with her. But she runs off with Jazz to another tea cup. All the tea cups fill up and she is off with the rest of them...the only two left? me and fucking Fernando [Bernardo]. Me and god damn Fernando rode the fucking tea cup. Stupidest shit of my entire life.
Jay: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA
Jay: oh shit
Jay: dude, that is too funny
DB: we are sitting there like fucking retards spinning the damn wheel...looking like a fag couple
DB: we swore to never speak of the incident again...lol
Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DB: oh no... Fernando was actually into it
Jay: dude, that's great
DB: I am sitting there thinking "No fucking way is this happening"...and Fernando is looking at me like "Dude...spin the fucking wheel!!!"
Jay: AHAHAHA
DB: "So I get off the tea cups after being humiliated and getting dizzy as fuck while she and Jazz run off... Jazz - 2, DB - 0"



Epilogue

This is going to be on the internet...lol

you cant make this shit up

but whatever...at least I am a good sport about it all :-) ( or at least that's what I am going to keep telling myself)
 

- Anonymous DB