Random Somethings

December 3, 2007
Neil: (regarding the Pomp and Circumstance remix)
this is the greatest song to ever hit the streets.

November 7, 2007
Neil: (talking about a wrestling video game)
Dude, the brain chop. I want that.
It's the most devastating move in the world.

September 7, 2007
Derek: jon + "sexy" = BARF

August 10, 2007
I can't come up with something
random right now.

December 5, 2006
AJ: Strong like an ox, silent like a fox,
there can only be BOBBY LASHLEY!!

November 7, 2006
Neil: have you tried the egg rolls at jack in the back?

February 14, 2006
Nadia: can i shrink.. a 100% cotton preshrunk tshirt?!

January 31, 2006
Neil: do you holla for a dolla?
Girl: what? no. ill kick ur ass for a dollar.
Neil: (To Jay) man...it didn't work

January 11, 2006
David: Watch out. You may think Jass is emo, but
at night his pimp hand is strong. Ever since grad
night at Disneyland... Jazz became a king on that night.

December 20, 2005
(regarding the completion of Neil's first semester of college)
 Jay: what are you gonna do now son?
 Neil: go tah dinnylan

October 26, 2005
Jay (To Neil): "you can hold him for me
while I punch him in the nuts......repeatedly"

August 22, 2005
Rocco: It's not fifty, It's FITTY
Jay: that's right son!

August 9, 2005
Joe: From the Department of Redundancy
Department:
As sent by Konami,
"The results for the Yugioh World Tournament Championships are in."
One would presume the very purpose of a tournament is to determine a champion...

July 13, 2005
Eric: if you give me a [Comic Con] pass I'll let
you talk about my sister for 2 weeks. DEAL?
Jay: AHAHAHHAHAH

July 10, 2005
Neil: fuck
Jay: huh?
Neil: i just broke the ring off my chefboyardee

June 14, 2005
Neil: Tony must be one happy sucker
 Jay: Why do you say that?
 Neil: Cause Michael's innocent

June 13, 2005
ECW! ECW! EC F'N W!

June 11, 2005
Elwin: Love can be harder than an ONG BAK knee to the face.

June 9, 2005
Neil: WOAH FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT ON YOUR FACE

June 7, 2005
Asuka f + 2 = pwnage