1 00:00:07,831 --> 00:00:11,417 Good afternoon, my name is Fernando Huerto and this is Neil Aguilera 2 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:14,289 We'll be performing a skit called Short Boy and Silent Jay 3 00:00:14,289 --> 00:00:16,331 written by me and Short Boy 4 00:00:30,944 --> 00:00:31,694 (YOU!) 5 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:34,712 (EVERYONE!) 6 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:37,862 (YOU!) 7 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,372 (EVERYONE!) 8 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,528 (SENSEI!) 9 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:47,483 GOOD AFTERNOON! 10 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,078 I'M SHORTBOY! 11 00:00:49,078 --> 00:00:50,748 I'M SILENT JAY! 12 00:00:50,748 --> 00:00:51,425 This is...! 13 00:00:51,425 --> 00:00:52,342 THE SHORT BOY 14 00:00:52,342 --> 00:00:53,497 AND SILENT JAY 15 00:00:53,497 --> 00:00:55,620 SHOOOOOWW~! 16 00:00:59,652 --> 00:01:05,017 Today, we'll be speaking Japanese. 17 00:01:05,017 --> 00:01:08,659 SPEAKING! 18 00:01:10,386 --> 00:01:11,624 YES! 19 00:01:13,081 --> 00:01:15,465 Short Boy! Are you well? 20 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:16,910 Yes, I'm well. 21 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,414 Silent Jay, are you well, too? 22 00:01:18,414 --> 00:01:20,525 Yes, I assure you I'm well, too. 23 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:22,635 Is that so? 24 00:01:22,635 --> 00:01:25,133 Everyone. Are you well? 25 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:31,053 Then... 26 00:01:34,907 --> 00:01:37,603 This is Pocky. 27 00:01:37,603 --> 00:01:38,394 Pocky! 28 00:01:38,928 --> 00:01:40,781 This is a Japanese food. 29 00:01:40,781 --> 00:01:43,440 Mr. Short Boy, would you like to eat some with me? 30 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,177 Yes! 31 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:56,848 IT'S DELICIOUS! 32 00:01:57,004 --> 00:01:58,341 IT'S DELICIOUS, RIGHT! 33 00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:02,235 Do you want to eat? 34 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:03,089 Do you want to eat? 35 00:02:03,217 --> 00:02:04,217 No~! 36 00:02:05,073 --> 00:02:05,919 No! No! 37 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:08,524 Then... 38 00:02:15,242 --> 00:02:18,438 This is a Japanese Book. 39 00:02:19,784 --> 00:02:21,059 I study... 40 00:02:21,059 --> 00:02:22,200 Excuse me! 41 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:23,311 What? 42 00:02:23,469 --> 00:02:25,046 That is my book. 43 00:02:25,046 --> 00:02:25,754 NO! 44 00:02:25,877 --> 00:02:27,751 I assure you that's my book! 45 00:02:31,723 --> 00:02:32,956 Homework... 46 00:02:33,925 --> 00:02:34,917 An F~! 47 00:02:36,779 --> 00:02:38,429 Idiot! You're an Idiot! 48 00:02:38,954 --> 00:02:40,213 All right. 49 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,202 Do you study often? 50 00:02:44,644 --> 00:02:47,016 No, I don't study much. 51 00:02:47,016 --> 00:02:48,247 Is that so? 52 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,453 I study everyday. 53 00:02:53,453 --> 00:02:54,319 YES! 54 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:57,110 Idiot~! 55 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:02,020 Do you want to go to Greenery Day with me? 56 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,640 Where at? 57 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,667 In Japan. 58 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:07,933 In Japan? 59 00:03:09,994 --> 00:03:13,513 Well...that's slightly (inconvenient) 60 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:15,014 Then... 61 00:03:15,882 --> 00:03:17,302 Would you like to watch a movie with me? 62 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:18,942 What time? 63 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,069 7:30 PM 64 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:24,928 Which movie do you want to watch? 65 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,340 Brokeback Mountain! 66 00:03:30,825 --> 00:03:31,792 NO! 67 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:32,729 WHAT? 68 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:35,200 What? 69 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:39,135 I'm...gonna...go...now... 70 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:40,867 Gonna go... 71 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:43,324 Gonna go... 72 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:48,152 Then... 73 00:03:48,152 --> 00:03:50,133 I...I understand... 74 00:04:10,754 --> 00:04:13,437 Good job. That was very funny.