1/11/06

DB's Grad Night part 1: The Rise of Jazz's Pimp Hand
 

This is a tall tale that will be passed on to future generations... A story of inspiration... Hopes...and Dreams... This is the story of how a simpleton named Jassman rose above his anime loving usual friends and became king!
 

Chapter 1

DB: Jazz's myspace pic makes me laugh every time I see it
DB: for some reason
Jay: lol why?
DB: honestly...it has that real emo feel to it. Which I think is borderline homosexual looking...lol
DB: no offense but its like really feminine to me
DB: if I ever create one of those myspace things its going to be the most boring myspace of all time
Jay: lol
Jay: jazz, emo
Jay: he probably is
Jay: he's porno lover after all
DB: watch out. You may think Jazz is emo but at night his pimp hand is strong
Jay: AHAHAHAHHA
DB: ever since Grad Night at Disneyland...Jazz became a king on that night
DB: and thoroughly owned me...lol
Jay: fucking awesome
DB: he practically had both girls we were with hanging on to his nuts...ridiculous
DB: its been over a year and a half and I still remember that shit...probably because I got owned...and not afraid to admit that
DB: have you heard the story behind that night?
Jay: naw man, tell me
DB: me and Jazz were on a bus that got their first. So we are waiting at the entrance at Disneyland for everyone else to get there. This girl I know, Nicole, walks by and looks lost. I ask if she is with anyone and she says not any more apparently. So I am thinking...fuck yeah. I thought she was pretty cute so i think tonight's the night I try some moves. Long story short. The whole night I was cock blocked because she was all over Jazz. Within 2 hours of meeting each other, they were holding hands and riding Dumbo together. Fucking shit...lol. and all I heard the whole night was how cool Jazz was, and she thanked me for introducing them... OWN3ED!!111!1!!
Jay: OH SNAP!
DB: its all good though. The other girl we were with (i believe Jazz ended up dating her and she turned out to be psycho or something) was all over him too...it was quite the sight.
Jay: damn
Jay: what a fucking pimp
DB: like I said...when night time falls, Jazz's Pimp Hand is strong like no other.

Epilogue

Seeing Jazz and her...in that fucking elephant on the Dumbo ride...one of the top three funniest things I have seen...because that's the point where I realized how much ownage was brought upon me.

"So when did you know you got thoroughly owned?"

"When the two of them were on the verge of having sex on a flying elephant. That should have been me on that elephant giving it to her!!! ME!!!! Damn you Dumbo!!!! DAMN YOU!!!" *cries*

- Anonymous DB