5/1/06

$2.30 A Gallon?! WTF?!

DB: Dude
Jay: Sup
DB: Heads up for you. You know the gas station on Plaza Blvd, the one across the street from Jack In The Box?
Jay: Yeah
DB: Someone fucked up big time on their computers...gas is supposed to be $3.34 a gallon but its listed on the pump at $2.30!
Jay: What the fuck? hahaha right now?
DB: Yeah...right now!
Jay: I bet you there's a line though
DB: We just filled up all of our cars there...and yeah there is a wait now but its worth it I think. I was able to get a full tank for only 15 bucks
Jay: Fucking a! damnit! so the owners are letting this slide?
DB: Nobody is there that can change it...its only some cashier lady and she cant do shit about it
Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DB: Everyone is saying someone did that on purpose to give people a break...and god bless the man that did because he will most likely be fired as soon as they find out who he is. But 15 for a full tank...I was so stoked man...lol
Jay: Oh man
DB: The other day it cost me $31.50 so 15 is a huge relief
Jay: Fuck
DB: My dad came in running to the house and he was like "DAVE!! GRAB YOUR CAR!! THEY FUCKED UP AT THE GAS STATION, LETS GO!!"
Jay: AAHAHAHAAHHAH That's sooo awesome.
DB: I know! Someone said he heard about it on the radio...so you know a lot of people are going there tonight.
Jay: Yeah
DB: Oh man...we almost had some problems because at my first my dad couldnt get the gas lid open on my brothers car...and he was furious...lol. He was like..."The one day we get a break on gas prices and this piece of shit wont open!!"
Jay: AHAHAHAHAH
DB: He took out a screwdriver and plied it open...I am almost 100% sure he broke it...but it was worth it for $2.30 a gallon man
Jay: Fuckin' a
DB: We just got it back from the auto detailers place too...he completely ripped open that gas lid for $2.30 a gallon...I guess its a sign of what kind of times we live in these days.
Jay: Yeah, sadly
DB: Oh yeah...its only 2 cents higher for Premium gas.
Jay: Fuck
DB: I think the cashier knows whats up though because she was smiling to everyone, like she was giving us a silent *wink* or something.
Jay: AHAHAHHAHAAHH
DB: Everyone is bringing their big ass trucks over there though
Jay: I bet
DB: So the lines are brutal...but worth it again.
Jay: Dude! I think I know why. THE PROTESTS TODAY
DB: Oh yeah! That makes perfect sense that someone would do something like that
Jay: It can't be a coincidence! Cause many businesses today were closed and everyone who supported the immigrants did not spend money today.
DB: Wait...bad news...they just announced someone is coming to fix it at 11 PM
Jay: AHAHHA
DB: Its going to be on the news...lol
Jay: I bet you it will
DB: A HA! The guy who does the gas there is a Mexican dude...lol. You may be completely correct on the protest thing
Jay: We should have brought a fucking camera
DB: If I had enough money, I would seriously open a gas station for 1 day and have gas at 1 dollar a gallon...and document the chaos that occurs
Jay: Dude, that would be sooo great
DB: My dad just got back and he says its crazy over there. Lines are out into the street now...lol
 

- Anonymous DB